Saturday, September 1, 2007

for all.

kissing facts :

People with crooked teeth
usually Kiss
BETTER than people with straight
teeth...

When you chew gum before you kiss,
it actually makes your breath SMELL
WORSE than before because of your
salivary glands...

// Mints work MUCH better. <3>


[GUYS; It is much more ROMANTiC to
kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or
UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your
disgusting bedroom or in the movie
theaters.]


[GiRLS; Just because a guy kisses you
every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s
using you ...he's just a little
horny ;) && there`s no problem with
that !!!]

It has been PR0VEN that when people
with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is
more R0MANTiC than that of a different
hair color!!!

your First Kiss isn’t always your
BEST Kiss

if you're kissing someone, close
your eyes. it's not nice to stare..

If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY
with your tongue, it doesn't mean you
are a good kisser .. it just means
your TONGUE MUSCLE is strong

ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL
GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets
a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes


BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS

-- T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER
HAiR

-- KISS S0FTLY AT FIRST, THEN APPLY
M0RE PRESSURE

-- H0LD Y0UR KISSiNG PARTNER


methods of LOVE :

+kiss on the ear--------------------
"I'm horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------
"we're friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i
adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------
"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i
want you now"
+kiss on the lips---------------------
"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------
"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink--------------------------------
-"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt---------------------
"thats mine"
+playing with the ear----------------
"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------
"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes---
"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head-------------
--"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------
"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing-----------
"i am completely comfortable with you"


Tips for the less experienced:

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves
you,
look deep into her eyes, give her a
peck
on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.





f
or her.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other
guys.

We don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and
some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up and tackle him, without
even introducing us, yeah, it pisses
us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
evenacknowledging the fact that we're
still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but
at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl
is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open.
Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

let us pay for you! dont "feel bad"
about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's
looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel
the need to wear the shortest skirt
you have or put on every kind of
makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all
dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris
Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You
have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful"

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:if
you aren't being treated right by a
guy, dont't wait for him to
change. ditch him.
sorry..disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you
with utter respect.

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when
you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel, or what
you do.

Someone who will stop what they're doing
just to look you in the eyes....and say
"i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guy-finding tips.

Find a guy, who calls you
beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang
up on him.

Who will stay awake just to
watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your
forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the
world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of
his friends.

Wait for the one who is
constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to
have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his

friends and says, "...that's her."


f
or him.

How you should treat your girl :

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're
with your friends
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more,
deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her
more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she cant get to her
friends. it makes her feel loved
16-always hug her and say "i love you"
when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!


Oh, and on that last one... you need to
show her you mean it too


21-Open doors for her, walk her to her
car- it makes her feel protected, plus
it never hurt to act like a gentleman
22-Tell her she means everything to
you, but mean it
23-if it seems like there is something
wrong, ask her- if she denies
something being wrong, it means she
doesn't want to talk about it- so just
hug her
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her in front of other girls you
know


Girls might deny it but they actually like
and kinda want guys to tickle them


26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-text messege or call her in the
morning and tell her have a good day
at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she
needs you, & even when she doesn't
need you, just be there so she'll know
that she can always count on you
31. Hold her close when she's cold so
she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close
and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will
give her the hint that you want to
kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm
around her and then she will
automatically put her head on your
shoulder, then lean in and tilt her
chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even
jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her
36. When people diss her, stand up for
her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell
her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put
her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your
heart, Link your fingers together
while you whisper to her as she rests
her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other
grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your
arms as long as possible


MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED


41. Call her at night to wish her
sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and
wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always Remind her how much you
love her.
Stay on the phone with her even if
she's not saying anything
45. Tease her and let her tease you back.
46. Stay up all night with her when
she's sick.
47. Dont hang out with other girls to
make her mad.
48. Give her the world.
49. Let her wear your clothes.
50. When she runs up at you crying.. the
first thing you say is..
"Who's ass am i beating today baby?"


birth months.

hint : type Ctrl+F and then type in your birth month.
it will save your time ;)

JANUARY=SHYNESS

Fun to be with. Loves to try new
things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or
tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about
people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and
sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary
things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong
sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always
broods
about the past and the old friends.
Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not
aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt
but takes long to recover.


FEBRUARY=SMARTS

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and
abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing
personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. A
real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals.
Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted.
Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and
easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not
show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves
making friends
but rarely shows it. Daring and
stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and
ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show
emotions.


MARCH=GORGEOUS

Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive
personality.Very! sexy. Affectionate &
Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and
sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk
alot!
Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable
kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn
in
the most way possible! Loves to get
noticed! Willing to take risks for
others.
Makes good choices. Has a great
fashion sense! Maybe a little too
popular with others.
Outgoing and crazy at times!
Intelligent. Can sometimes be a
heartbreaker! Can love as
much as possible! Hates insults. Loves
compliments! A very big flirt!
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness. The
best in bed!!
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle
up feelings. Observant and assesses
others.

APRIL=THUG

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-
willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards
opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak
breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves
travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many
children.
Hardworking. High spirited.


MAY=LOVER

Suave and compromising. Funny and
humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and
cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident.
Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous.
Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer
everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate
oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be
around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality.
Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has
brains.


JUNE=SEXY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love
them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner
and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets
angry
often. Treats friends importantly.
Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Not
easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions.
Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to
be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality.
Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has
brains.


JULY=ATTITUDE

Outgoing personality. takes risks.
feeds on
attention. no self control. kind
hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY
revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to.
has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes
talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily
distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination.
loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need
of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when
withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain"
caring.
always a suspect. playful.
mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn.
curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.


AUGUST=FLIRT

You've got the best personality and
are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You
love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a
great flirt
and more than likely have a very
attractive
partner, a wicked hottie. Like
somebody with an
August brithday. It is also more than
likely
that you have a massive record
collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick
them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress
yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!!


SEPTEMBER=METAL HEAD

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste
but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate
to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves
people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous.
Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually
you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn.
Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel
and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only
their lover can
understand.


OCTOBER=HOTTIE

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate
and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to
have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn
towards
your inner and outer beauty and
independent
personality. Playful, but secretive.
Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new
people
easily and very social in a group.
Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own.
Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart.
Usually, you ever
begin a relationship with someone from
this month,
hold on to them because their one of a
kind.


NOVEMBER=SWEETY

This straight-up means ur the most
good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic.
Competitive
in everything. Active in games and
interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.
Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to
talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far
with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily
influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken.
Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the
best.


DECEMBER=BEAUTY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love
them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great
in bed. Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend.
Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends.
It is all about love and fairness.
Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but
does fulfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control
emotions.
Knows what to do to have fun.
Unpredictable. Someone to have close
to you.


WHAT ARE YOU? LOOK FOR YOUR BIRTH DATE
AND SEE WHAT ANIMAL YOU ARE.

January 1 - 9 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 1 - 5 ~ Cat
February 6 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 1 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 1 - 3 ~ Dog
April 4 - 14 ~Panther
April 15 - 26 ~Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~Turtle
May 1 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~Lion
June 1 - 3 ~ Mouse
June 4 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 -24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 1 - 9 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 1 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27~ Cat
September 28 - 30~ Dog
October 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~Panther
November 1 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 -30 ~ Cat
December 1 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove



Dog
Your attractive and popular. Your
nice and easy going and make friends
with everyone very easily. Your cool
and smart and are a leader.

Cat
Your very shy and cute. You are a
follower and don't like to talk to
people you don't know. Your very
careful about choosing your friends.
Your really nice.

Monkey
You are attractive and hyper. You
have a lot of friends and your really
outgoing. You gossip a lot. Your funky
and 'unique' theres no one else like
you. You want attention and like to be
a leader.

Panther
You are mysterious. You have lots
of friends and can be mean at times or
nice. You always have the latest
gossip with you and you are a leader.

Mouse
Your very quiet and quick -
witted. You are very shy. Your cute
and funny. You have a little group of
friends. You
are not 'popular' but you are not
a 'geek'

Lion
You are a born leader. People look
up to you. You have lots a friends and
you are very attractive. Your nice and
people want to be your friend. You
make friends easily.

Turtle
You are very nice and pretty. You
treat others as you would want to be
treated yourself. You have lots of
friends and never talk about anyone
behind their back. You are loyal.

Dove
Your very peaceful and nice. You
fall in love very easily and you are
quiet and calm. You are not very shy
but you are not outgoing. You are a
leader of your group of friends



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